Pimp my ..... Christmas tree

With the festive season coming up thought I'd get into the spirit of things, usually I just use Christmas to justify getting on the booze at 10 in the morning but I'm going to join in a bit more this year,

Here's the original tree,





















Like a lot of things about christmas, it's a bit dull.

But throw in some honey's, lose the tastless rug and go on tour to Peru this is what happens:





















Tis the season to be jolly and drink solidly for two weeks, have a good one folks, J

PS: I genuinely couldn't belive my luck to find a picture of Graham Norton with wings for the Christmas fairy,